Dreaming Aloud

8.21 Did I shatter some sexist or ageist stereotype to cause an uproar when I reported poontang potstickers @Xiao Ye? Has anyone read my novels?

8.20 I read jeggings(skinny clinging pants) are seen as Retail' best hope. I almost threw out my old ones last year so now I'm in fashion.

8.15 I don't tweet from dinner becuz I always hope to enjoy the evening. A pure experience. People w/thumbs flying at my table are poison.

8.1 If you think Mad Men 60's was messy, brace yourself for the I'm entitled adventure of the 70's in my Insatiable TV series. What fun we had!

4.21.10 Hey Vegans. It's ok to eat oysters sez Christopher Cox on slate.They r mostly farm-raised, sustainable & have no central nervous system



4.20.10 Penguin Australia pulps press run of "Pasta Bible" cuz recipe calls 4 salt& freshly ground black people sted of pepper. http://bit.ly/bih91D


4.14.10 Just heard about a Gael Greene's hat page on Face Book -- hoped to find all sorts of hat photos. Just one so far. Very sweet.

3.11.10 Do people who are fatter eat lunch later? Lots of plumpies arrving at The Mark after 2.

3.2.10 France has its first Grilling school.CCN Newsletter sez the Weber Grill Academy in Paris will teach BBQ under lead of a French exec chef

2.24.10 internet converts say it's all about links. writers work for links. I say whatever happened to money? Soon we'll need food stamps to eat.

2.11.10 If Pope Pius doesn't make the cut, I'm proposing my mate Steven for sainthood. He got up an hour early to walk me to work on icey street.

2.6.10 A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety. Cucumbers are easy to pick up...can get away any weekend.

2.5.10 Reading Cindy Adams on beautiful women of a certain age in Gstaad: "Gstaad is really Swiss for Botox." Faces frozen in the mountain air.


11.17.09 I'm used to constant: "Are you loving it?" from waiters. New one pre-opening at LA Bouchon: "Did everything turn out like you expected?"

10.28.09 I'm not exactly sure why it's illegal to trade sex for World Series tickets. (NYPost Page One). Seems very American entrepreneurial to me.

10.17.09 Elvis was practical I'd say. I was young, blonde and voluptuous but most important, I must admit -- the only female in the room

10.16.09 Was I a cougar? Hardly. A flirt maybe. And they were coyotes and wolves.

9.28.09 Unlike Oz's scarecrow, my hat doesn't leak and I do have a heart..or was it a brain? I have half a brain.

9.16.09 I was not far away sending ESP "I love yous" to Warren Beatty. And I wasn't even drunk.

9.8.09 Why do we find fire fighters so hot? I often see them shopping at Fairway in their uniforms and want to kidnap one.

9.4.09 I almost never regret what I eat unless I eat too much of too many dishes that are not delicious.

9.2.09 Being an incurable foodie is not something I boast of--it is just how I am. I wake every morning hoping to discover a new food thrill.

8.20.09 I often wonder if the foaming chef ever tastes his foam.So often it's flavorless scum and detracts from an otherwise good dish.

8.19.09 It would be more fun to dine with me while I´m still alive...I will be grumpy when dead.

8.6.09 Shu, waiter @Japonais, says he served me @Seiyoken 38 yrs ago when I said: "Uni is better than sex." "No food is better than sex" I told him.

8.6.09 But uni is close.


7.17.09 "Eating is just a process" sez socalled dietexpert.Puhleeze Eating is joy, passion,maybe a thrill. When u eat well, u eat less. tt's my diet

7.14.09 I'm thrilled Manhattan Users Guide just named InsatiableCritic one of their 39 Newww.York favorite websites - I'm thriving digitally.

7.25.09 Reader asks what will I always have in my fridge. Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia frozen yogurt. Always.At times, one big spoonful is essential.

6.22.09 I wish there were catnip for people that wasn't fattening and didn't make it dangerous to drive.

6.21.09 Just remembering my father. Daddy's girl."You'll be wonderful at whatever you decide to do," he always said. Carried my clippings everywhere

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