August 13, 2001 | 
Ask Gael
 Why in the                            world should I go to Monkey Bar now?                            
          We're                            revisiting Planet                            of the Apes -- why not Monkey Bar? You                            feel witty and grown-up in this sophisticated den with                            its nostalgia for the days of Hollywood glamour-pusses                            at the Stork Club. For me, the place lost its imperative                            when chef John Schenk defected. A parade of Great Hopes                            failed to rekindle the heat. Enter David Walzog,                            chef-hero of Michael                            Jordan's Steakhouse and Strip                            House, with a straightforward market-driven menu.                            The day's special corn chowder with avocado mousse and                            the asparagus salad are elegant and delicious; his colossal                            crab cake, a triumph. Smartly turned-out tuna, crusty                            rib chop with choron sauce, and a top-notch sirloin                            with caramelized marrow almost distract me from my mini                            dried-out cut of halibut. And there's no anticlimax                            at dessert time. But: baby-green salad for $13? And                            why not throw in those fabulous fries with the $32 steak?                            And please, drill the clueless staff, just in case shell-shocked                            New Yorkers rally to celebrate Monkey Bar's renaissance.